Segarini, Don't believe a word I say

by Frank Gutch Jr., Don’t Believe a Word I Say Segarini, Don’t believe a word I say, May 2013 I let loose with these ladies the first time I heard them. The first salvo of Wenches & Bitches did it. Three-man (er, woman) rawk it is, straight out of the heavy metal songbook— or not. […]

No Depression, The Roots Music Authority

No Depression, The Roots Music Authority, May 2013 There are bands and there are bands, but occasionally there are BANDS and No Small Children are right now proving that they are one of those. Elementary school teachers by day, they toss off the persona of schoolmar’m at night, donning pretty dresses, plugging in amps and […]

Geeks of Doom

Geeks of Doom, May 2013 …Finally, all-girl band No Small Children opened the gig, which sported fast, loud, and intelligent punk and post-punk ditties about staying in bed and the perils of being a young woman, coupled with the lead singer nimbly playing her guitar with solid mixes of soloing, riffs out of the 1970s […]

Frank Gutch Jr

Frank Gutch Jr, April 2013 They are school teachers by day and wenches and bitches by night. Their words, not mine. Wenches and Bitches is indeed the leadoff track to their recent EP titled Dear Youth and you can bet if the kids could hear it, they would petition to be transferred en masse to […]

Alex Sherman

Alex Sherman, March 2013 NO SMALL CHILDREN were ROCKIN’ OUT and KILLING IT all night!!! NOTE: THIS IS A MUSIC REVIEW. I LACK ANY ABILITY TO “TALK” MUSIC UNLESS IT RELATES TO MICHAEL JACKSON. THIS REVIEW WILL BE FULL OF LAME COLLOQUIALISMS ABOUT MUSIC LIKE ROCKING OUT OR KILLING IT. Went to a show a […]

Frank Gutch Jr

Frank Gutch Jr, January 2013 You gotta love a band which bitch slaps you into submission and No Small Children does just that and more. Lisa Parade emerges from the cloud of smoke better than ever and I could not be more thrilled. Who is this Lisa Parade, you ask? She is in reality one […]